Category: Communication

Hal. Hello and welcome to (name of company) we have breaking news! S2ky. A Eurasian brown bear has been spotted in the London Nautical School. JACK POTATOE BYRNE. We suspect that it has escaped from Whipesnade Zoo in Bedfordshire. Tom. It has been reported that, the bear has travelled just under 60km to reach the…

An elderly lady dies in London, Hackney in the Homerton hospital from cancer this was the mother of the Art Critic John Slyce. Who has told our news correspondent that he is devastated and wishes she was still alive. Despite his major loss he is still visiting the Tate Britain to critic on the magnificent…

The Mystical Man. A man was seen earlier today down Kilburn High st at approximately ’12:34′ today where he had been seen in PC world. Where he was downloading a software on to almost all the computers in this branch. This software was discovered that a hacking group named ‘Anonymous’. Have said on a live…

I decided to ask apple the question how many apps are on the App Store. After a 23minute and 17 second wait they finally talked to me and answered my question very vaigly saying that in 2012 when they last did a survey there were 650,000 apps. The contact number is 0844 209 0611. I…

Can you see my film now ?

Romeo and Juliet Act II, Scene 2: The Balcony Scene Romeo’s monologue to Juliet in today’s language: 1. Sssh, what’s that light coming through the window? 2. Juliet’s like the sunlight. 3. Come out sun and kill the jealous moon, 4. Who is ill from being upset about how peng you are. 5. She’s so…

I’m going to do bite you thumb sir, for the film and this as my monologue because i have learnt it. I’ve also translated this speech into modern english. which i’ll post on my blog. ROMEO 1 He jests at scars that never felt a wound. [JULIET appears above at a window.] 2 But, soft!…

Your task is to identify the metaphor present in the following excerpt and then write a paragraph that explains the metaphor and its effect on the meaning of the passage it is embedded in.   ROMEO: From this world-wearied flesh. Eyes, look your last! Arms, take your last embrace! and, lips, O you The doors…